The Slim Fast

diet I tried was a
miserable failure.

I gained weight.
It may be that I
had some water weight
gain because of the
old monthly. That
may be it. I felt
like I was constantly
eating. Well, I was.

I don't like to
continually stuff my
face with salad.

I get all gaggy.
Then I felt hungry.

I've never been on
a diet before and I'm
obsessing here.

I just want to get
rid of 15 pounds.

Ok, so now I started
Atkins. I want a banana.
And a friggin portuguese
roll.

I haven't heard back from
the Editor at Bloomsbury.

She fast tracked a quasi
rejection letter to me upon
my first submission. I had
it in two weeks. Ka Bam,
no thank you Ma'am.

So I shot back at her asking
why her first letter was so
ambiguous and to perhaps
think about giving a me a
go.

Its been two months and nothing.
I guess no news is good news.

Perhaps its another way of
saying, move on.

This waiting shit sucks.